Category: Newsletter

Continuing series of bad programming jokes: What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows. COUNTDOWN UNTIL WAPPU!!☀😎🥳🤩 0. Calendar 24.4. Wappu Ferry, Kymppisuora 25.4 olutMölkky 26.4 Aalto Open Air 29.4 Tour de Walpuri 30.4 Dipolin Wappu 1.5 WAPPU 8.5 Aatu 2025 17.5 AYY Annual ball 2025…

Continuing series of bad programming jokes: Why do programmers prefer dark mode?  Because light attracts bugs! COUNTDOWN UNTIL WAPPU!!☀😎🥳🤩 0. Calendar 26.3 DG x BT x Prodeko Sitz 27.3 Club Alikulku 28.3 Ylikulku 38-30.3 Otalan 3.4 DG x PT Easter Egg Hunt 9.4 Ballroom dance 27.4 Kaljakroketti 1. Guild Remember to take part on kesäkuntoon…

Continuing series of bad programming jokes: What’s the first step in understanding recursion? To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. 0. Calendar 13.3 Explore Startup Sauna 15.3 Data Paint Night 19.3 Opportunities in Tech Brunch 20.3 Kavitaatio 21.3 Back to The Sitsit 26.3 DG x Aalto BT x Prodeko Sitz 🎭🍾 1. Guild WAPPU…

Ladataan… Continuing series of bad jokes: Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25. 0. Calendar 27.2 The Kovalevy Singthrough 1.3 EPOCH 6 1-2.3 Port_2025 4.3 Laskiaisrieha 12.3 Annihilaatio 20.3 Kavitaatio 1. Guild EPOCH 6 is getting closer! 2. AYY and fun Laskiaisrieha 4.3 Laskiaisrieha and the world’s…

Continuing series of bad jokes: Why do most Java programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t see sharp. 0. Calendar 30.1 Aalto Summer job day 31.1 Aaltoes DAWN: Demo Day 6.2 Thrive in a job interview 11.2 Pink Party 18.2 RainbowPong 19.2 MyyttiKIIMA 1. Guild Sign up for epoch! 🎭✨ Greetings all Data Guild Members! ✨🃏…

First whole week of school and it is time to post the first newsletter of the year! Bad joke to start the year: What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers. 0. Calendar 14.1 Winter orientation 18.1 Gyoza cooking class, Hauki cup 1.Guild Gyoza cooking event on 18.1 Ever dreamed of mastering the art of making…

Remember to stay hydrated, eat well, sleep well and keep yourself warm as the seasons are changing. May you have a gentle transition into the second period of the academic year. 0. Calendar 4.11: Guild Election 4.11: The Red Songbook Sing-Through 12.11: Liukuhihna 18.11: Oikosulku 1.Guild Elections are in exactly one week!! Apply to a…

Welcome to Data Guild’s first yearly weekly newsletter of 2024. This is a weekly newsletter, that is going to be published weekly, for weekly readers, so tune in weekly! 0. Calendar 18.10 – 5.11: Tempaus week 25.10: Maskerad 1.11 – 9.11: Teekari tradition week 2.11: Elonkorjuu 5.11: Polin Appro 12.11: Codento excursion 1. Guild Apply…

🎉📚 It’s that time of the year when the campus buzzes with excitement and caffeine consumption skyrockets – yes, you guessed it, it’s the kick-off of the academic year! To all you fresh-faced fuksis joining the university family, we can’t wait to embark on this epic academic adventure together. Get ready for a year packed…

As we head into a new week, I wanted to remind you to take some time to focus on your mental and physical health. In today’s fast-paced world, it’s easy to get caught up in our responsibilities and forget to take care of ourselves. Make sure to set aside some time each day to do…